Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Catch and Release

When I was a kid and somebody actually caught a fish, the standard practice among my peers of the time was to stomp on the fish and immobilize it underfoot; probe, twist and pull as necessary; and possibly "chimprovise" and use a tool such as a stick to provide extra reach or leverage.  Hook extracted, the fish may have been strung up, released or purposelessly tossed up on shore.  I learned pretty early on that pre-snelled hooks could simply be snipped off in the fish and my "leader" extended with pre-tied loop-to-loop knots.  This made for easy releases, but I wasn't a 10-year-old made out of money, and so that wasn't a practical long-term solution.  We didn't catch a lot of fish, and some were kept for the table, but the carnage still piled up.  Not like the frog and bird hauls that could be accumulated quickly with a BB gun (largely the interest of another set of kids), but I'm sure we weren't exactly fostering our fisheries.

Now "The Pond" had bass, and they're fun to catch, so-called "sport" fish.  They're also not so spikey, have big mouths, and provide handy grips with their rubbery, sandy lips.  They were available in limited numbers, I had a long future ahead of me, and they taste pretty much like swamp gas.  So they made perfect candidates with which to practice catch and release.  I'm glad I caught onto this, because I recycled the bass in The Pond, which I otherwise could have easily over-fished.  As it worked out, I caught many of them multiple times.  While there were others that I encountered less frequently, these were large enough to be interesting, and they were released in the hope they'd re-appear later, and larger.  They often did, until the winterkill of about 1981 - 1982, when The Pond revealed them for the last time, along with several GIANT bass that had quietly eluded me for years.  The mystery of those few giants instilled new interest in me for these habitats, the fish, and the sport itself.

Early season catchin' and releasin'

Striped bass have many of these same attributes, and I'd like to say that I can see for myself that catch and release practices on these fish are effective.  I've caught previously tagged and released bass, and just this season I'd say that about 10% of my captured stripers showed obvious signs of having been previously hooked and released.  With such a vast ocean, the stripers' big migrations, so many places to hide and my puny efforts in their capture; if I can detect some evidence of catch and release effectiveness...imagine the importance of these practices on smaller waters.  Perhaps the primary reason I've stayed with fishing is that I released those Pond bass; and was able to catch them again.  Let's face it, catching fish is more engaging than simply fishing, especially for a child.  If I'd caught these fish just once, perhaps I'd have moved on to other activities out of boredom.  A basic tenet of environmental protection now is re-use of materials; I was doing that with my Pond long ago, unwittingly; but effectively and convincingly.

Stripers are made for catch-and-release.  Note the circle hook!

I'm not against legally harvesting fish for the table or as trophies, but I usually don't.  I don't necessarily enjoy eating them, and I get too much of a kick from reviving a worthy opponent, feeling his recovery, and witnessing him swimming away.  I'm motivated, too, by the possibility of catching him again.  Or perhaps another kid will catch my fish, and I'll catch somebody else's generous releases.  And while I have bittersweet feelings about running away from active fish, there have been times when I've been more concerned about limiting my catch, as opposed to catching my limit, just because of possible mortality associated with unsuccessful releases.  Not all fish are as amenable to catch and release as my bass.  These fish have been left alone, rather than risking unwanted mortality.

I'm convinced, catch and release is important for certain game fisheries.  I'll respect your informed opinions, but please consider the use of circle hooks with your bait, follow all regulations, make good use of the fish you keep, and take a kid like me (or at least like I was) fishing with you every so often.

36 inches of striper swimming away - Thanks, Captain Patterson!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Sea-Sick!


Sea-Sick!

Let me be clear; anybody can get sea-sick at any time, on any vessel, under any conditions.  Becoming a victim of sea-sickness is not an indication of one’s relative manhood, regardless of what your fishing partners might say.

As a teenager and young man I took several voyages on Block Island head boats, targeting night-time bluefish in the dark.  These were exotic trips for me at the time, and the bluefish were big and burley.  The trips were supposed to be about fun, but on occasion, these adventures turned into personal Living Hells.  I mean End-it-All Living Hells.

Of course I’d consistently done everything wrong.  Reliable marine forecasts were unavailable or inaccurate at the time.  If it wasn’t raining, and the opportunity was there, you went!  Why bother driving by the beach to assess conditions?  If it was fishable, the boat would leave port, and if the boat left port, you should be on it!  Why not sit in the cabin and grab a burger or Italian Meatball sandwich?  Be sure to sit near the engine exhaust, too!

Yes, it is possible to get violently sea-sick before the boat has broken through the pier head.  It’s possible to puke 23 times in a night, all the while being incapable of actually fishing.  It’s possible that the boat’s policy is to keep fishing at the Captain’s discretion, as long as anybody is having fun and catching fish.  It’s possible that the one guy who’s drunk out of his mind is oblivious to sea-sickness, and that he’s also some sort of bluefish whisperer that can pound them when everybody else has given up.  It’s further possible that I can be stupid enough to have redeemed my “half off” coupon, generously provided by the boat after this miserable trip, for another trip of similar misery.  Hey, why not consider leaving a couple of fine spinning reels behind while you hastily disembark to terra firma?

And so I have a healthy respect for sea-sickness.  I should probably more accurately state that I fear sea-sickness.  And yet I love to fish, so I’ve had to learn how to manage this issue.  First, Dramamine and Practice!  I think you do find your sea legs with practice and experience, and I’m consoled by the presence of D in my system.  Second, I want to control my destiny for the day, and I’m reluctant to board a boat under questionable conditions when the call to pull the plug is somebody else’s responsibility.  I don’t go on too many head boats anymore.

Acquiring this experience has taken time, and I’ve had my moments.  I literally christened one friend’s boat “The Puke Barge”, and I was quite proud of my “Sick Before Six” AM reputation among my fishing partners.  Still, it’s much less of an issue for me than it used to be, and I’m very thankful for that.
At 17 feet, Numenon becomes uncomfortable before she’s unsafe in Lake Michigan’s short, choppy seas.  Since I fish mostly for fun (tournaments are another story), I can choose when to get off the water.   The window for sea-sickness on my boat is therefore pretty small, but it still occasionally catches me or my passengers.  Of course, my passengers are never actually sea-sick.  Their condition is always attributed to a bad breakfast, too much coffee on a sour stomach, or simply a bug.  A mild breakfast of cheerios, bananas and yogurt goes some way towards ameliorating the wretchedness of being physically sea-sick (regardless of cause.)

I once had a partner suffer through a long tournament day.  He was happy to get to shore and walk our fish through the weigh-in process while I had the privilege of cleaning the boat.  This was not especially pleasant.  That’s a matter of perspective, though, because my other partner for the day (who was cashing in my coupons for tournament t-shirts and burgers at the time) delights in this situation.  The three of us probably couldn’t reconstruct our catch for the day, but we sure remember the experience.

Anyway, sea-sickness is part of my life, and probably for any boater.  All I can recommend is:
  • Practice; get out there and you’ll probably find your sea legs, if you want to.  Stay outside, concentrate on the horizon, and try to avoid exhaust fumes, close hand-work, etc.
  • Preparedness; take advantage of available forecasts, D and other remedies, and be aware of conditions.
  • Acceptance; it happens.  With practice and preparedness, you can try to minimize its frequency and intensity.
  • Compassion; even if it’s one of your tournament partners, know that they’re suffering.  Be nice.  If they choose to give you the gift of staying out and you have a good tournament day or happen to catch a sailfish, be thankful.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

End of Summer


DATE:              August 21, 2012
LOCATION:    Lake Michigan, Muskegon
With:                 Katie and Ko. and Kelly S. (Numenon)

TIME:             6-9 PM
HOURS:          3 (fishing time, a couple of hours of run time!)
WEATHER/CONDITIONS: Clear and 70 F; winds WSW at about 8-10 knots; unexpectedly choppy seas.  Water temps 69-70 F.

I took advantage of possibly the last available weather window of the summer and took Katie and Ko. and Kelly S. out for another trip.  Rushed home from work, got out the boat and was at S’s house by 4:01 PM.  It’s been more than a month since my last trip, and I felt out of touch; but most reports and internet tools indicated lots of warm water, and fish out and down deep.

There was some breeze on Muskegon Lake, and as we approached the west end of the lake, I noted a few smaller boats fishing (trolling) in the lake and channel; was this a sign that it was too rough?  In the channel, I could see the explosive spray of a couple of boats starting to work their way out; another bad sign? 

Best friends on Muskegon Lake
Seas were only a foot or two; but steep, quick and choppy.  It was difficult to find and maintain the sweet spot for planing and making progress, but we eventually made it to the break at about 180 fow.  There was no indication of any cooler water, but I figured the “structure” here could at least be some sort of attraction/bait funnel.  Kelly drove the boat all night and basically criss-crossed the tightest contour lines, generally working north but bouncing between 180 and 250 fow or so. 

My initial spread included 3 deep riggers, full copper and wire diver with a heavy dipsey; supplemented by a shallow braided dipsey and available full cores and 150 Copper.  The deep stuff never produced and we went 3 for 4 on mostly the shallower stuff.  In order:

  • 150 Copper with multi-color UV lure; 1 for 2 with a 7-pound steelie for Ko. and a lost fish for Katie
  • Braided dipsey out 155 @ 3, with old white/mirage Bechold flasher; 3 pound coho
  • Rigger down 60, Blue dolphin; 4 pound steelie
210 fow at about 2.1 mph sog seemed most productive.

Fish On!

Again!

Beautiful Lake Michigan Steelhead

There was apparently lots to talk about


We didn’t set any records, but it was a pleasant night and everybody enjoyed themselves.  More “World Class Fish” were caught by the S's!  I encountered more problems than usual with a couple of deep tangles (probably should not try to run multiple big paddles at depths over 100 feet simultaneously); a mysterious breakoff on the wire diver (near the rod tip; lost the diver, my blue/white – pickled sunshine fish-catcher and 200 feet of wire line); and a broken navigation light.

At times I kind of felt like we were pushing the envelope of what a little boat can do; four adults, long runs, deep water, choppy seas, lots of lines…but there were no real issues; all was handled in stride.

Finally, it’s just a bit scary how well Katie knows her Old Man.  Is she that smart, or am I really that predictable?

Beautiful sunset - but we're still 18 miles from the launch!

Sunday, August 19, 2012

The Stripper Club


The Stripper Club

I was honored recently as being recognized by a pretty young girl as a legitimate member of “The Stripper Club”.  At the time the subject came up, I was being prepared for a lower back medical procedure, and I was laying on my stomach, buttocks exposed.  I was speechless and so I simply pointed her to the anesthesiologist who had positioned me.  In their talk, the subject of my T-shirt came up.  Aha!  I was wearing my 2012 Striper Cup T-shirt.  The Striper Cup doesn’t have much traction here in Michigan, so I guess it was an innocent mistake.  Nevertheless, her comment was worth my entry fee, and there will always be a “Stripper Club” component to my future participation in the “Striper Cup”.

I can’t exactly say I’m looking forward to my next procedure, but I’ll probably wear the same T-shirt and see if the subject comes up again.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Protean Fishes


Protean Fishes

Recall that Proteus was a minor sea god in Greek mythology; and furthermore, that he was able to change shapes or form at will.   You’ll then understand the following encounters I’ve had with protean creatures from the depths.

Mortal depiction of Proteus - from the web

My first hint in fishing of the surprisingly changeable nature of my quarry occurred early in my career at The Pond.  I was floating bread balls for goldfish, and my bobber went down with a rush; I was quickly tight to a determined fish.  My targeted goldfish were large, but lethargic; while my experience with bass at the time indicated spirited, but small.  This particular fish seemed both large and spirited.  All I could imagine in my feeble experience was a larger bass; I was shocked when something else emerged from the muddy water.  All whiskers and mouth, my first big bass had morphed into a sizeable horned pout (bullhead) as I pulled it onto shore.  I was proud enough of this catch to keep it in a bucket, alive, for the rest of the day to show off to my Dad; and this was memorable enough for me to recollect more than 40 years later. 

Horned Pout - from the web

I learned a few immediate and ongoing lessons from this modest catfish.  First, there was more to this fishing than just waiting and then winding hooked fish in!  I had felt this fish wildly struggle with all its might for freedom; I was excited by that frenzy.  To me, this frenzy still symbolizes the wildness of the fish I pursue, and I actually suspect that it is the encounter with wildness, and not the fish itself, that I am seeking.  That frenzy had also challenged my equipment and abilities to land the fish.  For the first time, the outcome of one of my fishy encounters was not predetermined.  There was some technique to this sport, and I’m still exploring the limits of both myself and my tackle.  Finally, I had been utterly surprised at what my comfortable, familiar little Pond had coughed up.  This fish expanded my sense of mystery; both of the possible fishes available, but later, also of how these systems operate.  I became obsessed with both of these mysteries, and formal and informal studies of fish and ecology have since dominated my reading and time.

Proteus just doesn’t pick on me.  Just last month a Maine Guide told a recent story about a local who made the mistake of “thumbing” a bluefish.  The victim had landed a striper (or so he thought); but when he inserted his hand into that bass’ convenient thumb-grip jaw, our Greek Friend struck; and that Yellow-eyed Devil went to town.  Apparently fishing was done for the day, and the next stop was the Emergency Room.

Not all of Proteus’ high-jinx are so dangerous.  Most of us on Lake Michigan are quick to identify our leaping quarry as the coveted steelhead.  Some are even so confident as to label them as “Skamania” steelhead, even at a range of 100 yards or more.  Steelhead are jumpers, and Skamanias are famous among steel for their leaping.  Yet a remarkable percentage of our steelies  (whether Skamanias or not) convert themselves into King Salmon by the time they reach the net. 

Lake Michigan Steel!  All the way to the boat!

One Labor Day weekend long ago I was killing some time walleye fishing in the lower Kalamazoo River.  Walleyes weren’t showing much interest in my jig, and the first fish to slam my lure certainly wasn’t an ‘eye.  This fish challenged my light spinning gear to the max, and I was convinced it must have been an early spawning run salmon.  Even the bronzy flash I occasionally glimpsed through the stained water was consistent with the identification.  But in the last moments of the fight that walleye-turned-salmon actually turned into a fine channel catfish, the Catch of the Day!  

Michigan is blessed with many clear, weedy lakes that are great for bass fishing.  The water clarity adds to the excitement when one can sight fish for specific fish, or even when the drama of the fish’s pursuit and strike are revealed.  I was once deflated by the sight of a record-sized bass swipe at, but miss, my bulging spinnerbait.   Working the same weed bed a few casts later, my bait was slammed by a large game fish, and it leapt out of the water.  In perfect profile, I could see my record bass!  With excitement I fought the fish to the side of the boat.  A trophy bowfin (aka dogfish, grinnel, ling), not a bass, was within my grasp!  I’ve written elsewhere about the drum being a better walleye; and while I can’t quite claim that bowfins are a better bass, they are quite under-rated and under-appreciated.  And so while I was disappointed in the moment at the loss of my bass, I should have thanked Proteus for having supplied my trophy.  And since then, many dogfish have provided a trophy bass experience, and all have been welcome.  With the exception of their tendency to destroy my lures, they provide every bit of enjoyment (and then some!) that I expect from my targeted bass.

Bowfin - from the web

Proteus’ presence in strong in Muskegon Lake and West Michigan’s similar, drowned rivermouth lakes.  The falling water temperatures of fall mean low-light fishing for walleyes on Muskegon Lake.  Vertical jigging precise spots can be very productive.  Heavy weight on the line can mean a trophy walleye.   These are fairly uncommon, but they’re present, to almost unimaginable size.  Most convert to pike, or Proteus’ local specialty, the flathead catfish.  I could target flatheads for a lifetime and possibly not encounter the specimens I catch while fishing for walleyes. Proteus is a smart guy, because I’ll release a 15+ pound catfish to live and fight again, but I’ll have to think about it long and hard before I release a walleye that large.


Vertically jigged walleyes

Proteus as a flathead catfish - released to fight again!

I’ve had a couple of outings where I never knew what the next fish might turn out to be.  An entire summer of vertical jigging on Muskegon Lake yielded nothing but large, hard-pulling fish.  Pike, smallies, gar, carp, channel cats and drum all came aboard.  In addition to bent rods and slipping drags, these  outings provided the mystery and anticipated surprise of the next fish.  Similarly, an evening spent in the canoe with Amy in a Florida panhandle salt pond provided a virtual parade of new fish species.  Bass, redfish, snappers, sculpins, groupers and runners found our shrimp and kept us entertained for a beautiful, calm evening.  What these fish lacked in size and sport, they more than made up with their unique features and beauty.

Proteus is active under the ice, too.  Looking to ice my limit of walleyes, I swung and missed on what I expected to be my last hit of the night.  The jigging rap settled back into position and “tink”, my walleye had returned.  Halfway to the hole, the fish realized it was hooked, and took off like no other fish I’ve caught through Muskegon Lake’s ice.  After quite a tussle, during which my partner identified the fish (underwater and in the dark) as variously being a pike, lake trout or salmon, a beautifully marked, stout brown trout came through the hole.   Proteus gacked up a tremendous pile of smelt that perfectly resembled my lure, and which probably explained the evening’s good fishing.  That pile of smelt led my buddy directly to the spot the following morning, when he took a trophy ‘eye through this same hole.

Not all creatures under Proteus’ influence are fish.  I’ve hooked fish that have turned out to be turtles, mud puppies, squid, carnivorous rocks and gators by the time they came to hand.  I was most amazed by the voracious appetite and fighting ability of the carnivorous rock, but Proteus outdid himself during my Florida bass fishing trip.  During a lull in the action, the guide and I got to talking about fish other than bass.  Dogfish and alligator gar (‘gators) dominated his by-catch.  Shortly thereafter my shiner got walloped and I came tight.  Twenty-five pound line melted off the casting reel in a continuous, fast, pulsing run.  With a swirl on top, the guide announced “Gator!” and I was ostensibly fighting my first alligator gar.  These are the second largest freshwater fish in North America, and here was my chance.  This was a time-consuming fight, and the guide offered to cut my line so we could get back to bass fishing.  “No thanks, I’m content to finish off this ‘gator.”  He noted that it wasn’t the right season, so he couldn’t shoot it, and we couldn’t keep it.  “No prob, I just want to see it.”  He announced that it was NOT coming into his boat.  OK; I understood; it’s a beautiful boat, and I just wanted to see my opponent.  Finally, he came alongside and surfaced from the depths; for the first time, I could see my catch.  I was expecting smooth, ganoid scales and fins.  I was confronted with rough, knobby algae-covered leather.  “What the hell is that?”  I surprisingly exclaimed.   “It’s a gator,” my guide replied.  (“You f***ing moron,” he did not say.)  It’s important to realize that sometimes  a “‘gator” is a “gator”.  I’d just caught an alligator, the last thing on my mind, despite the fact that the guide had been talking me through the experience the entire time.

This carnivorous rock was fair hooked by a steelhead spinner and fought a wobbly fight all the way to the boat.  Note the other hook, previously broken off in the corner of its mouth!

Hail, Proteus!”  He adds to the catching.  I’ll take some trout on top of my bass.  Drum, dogfish, catfish, they are all welcome additions.  Unless I’m down to my last bait or it’s a tournament with time winding down, any big, hard-pulling fish is welcome aboard Numenon at any time.  (OK, maybe not an alligator gar.)

Hail, Proteus!”  He adds to the fun.  The same bluefish that plagues the southern New England fisherman is a cause for celebration when caught in Maine.  At the very least, new fish represent pleasant surprises, and pleasant surprises are fun.  Personal bests, new species, the unexpected appearance of old friends; these are all good things!   Enjoy them for what they are.

Finally, Proteus seems to be at work on larger scales, too, and it seems like there are lots of opportunities for his antics to continue.  The near-shore, late summer/fall fishery in southern New England is high-lighted (and maybe dominated) by locally called “Funny Fish,” that is, the false albacore and bonito.  As I’ve said before, my head may have been elsewhere at the time, but I don’t have a single recollection of these fish or their local pursuit when I was growing up.  Where have these guys come from?  And who’s gone?  Meanwhile, this summer has seen Tautog in Boston Harbor; Cobia off Montauk and Martha’s Vineyard; and a giant Redfish off Cape Cod.  These are southern fish, surprisingly showing up in Yankee catches.  Will I be around, and will I be prepared for, the first epic mahi bite off the coast of Maine?  Will they challenge my mackerel gear, or will I overpower them with my tuna stuff?

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Too Weird to Believe



Simply stated, fishing’s unpredictable, and you never know what might happen.  You notice the odd happenings, and over time you can collect a unique set of stories.  Put your time in and you'll get to enjoy your very own assortment of occurrences Too Weird to Believe!

I’m not an ardent fly fisher, but I did start fly fishing at an early age.  I’ll save my stories for another time, but let me just say now that a couple of friends tested the boundaries of strangeness with their early fly fishing attempts.  One friend hooked up on his first two casts, ever, with a fly rod.  Unfortunately the first hook-up was with a duck; and the second was with his own ass.  The former provided some distraction, confusion and panic.  The latter was raw slap-stick comedy; I doubt Mantan Moreland (of “Three Stooges” and other fame) could have done a more entertaining bit.  The images this provided were burnt permanently into my young brain; I’m glad I went fishing that day. 

Mantan Moreland - from the web
I had tipped off another friend about a hot, after-school bite on The Pond, and he arrived with a fly rod.  With 10 or 11 years of life experience and wisdom, I seriously doubted his claims of previous catches on the fly.  I especially doubted his claims when his perpetual false casts never allowed the fly to alight on the pond’s surface.  He was after all, “fly fishing,” and I guess anybody can catch a fish from the water.  He missed out on a good bite; the fish preferred to stay in the water, ignoring his flying bait, and both the “location” and “presentation” variables in the equation to fishing success firmed up in my mind.

People can choose to do some weird things, but the rest of my stories here simply involve the fish themselves and physics; no human behavior necessary.   For instance, I suspect the chars are more voracious feeders than are true trout.  As such, they are perhaps more suspect to being lassoed than other fish.  After all, I’ve only been witness to two lassoed fish; they’ve both been chars; and weirder still, my wife Amy subdued both of these.  The first was a Rhode Island brookie that came to the net just fine, but when I went to take the hook out, I got temporarily confused.  Clearly the fish had swallowed the pin minnow; but the small bait had escaped through the fish’s gill.  Expecting the fish to have been snagged, I flipped it over and found that the small single hook (live minnow still attached!) had somehow found the main line and cinched up.  Amy rustled this fish like a true cow-poke, and it was as helpless as a rodeo calf.  The second instance was basically the same, but involved a lake char and a size 9 Rapala on the troll.  I can only wonder how that 6-pronged plug could have snaked through the fish’s gills without finding some tissue; and further wonder how it found the line instead of the fish’s flank.  It seems too unlikely, but I enjoy imagining that moment of the strike, the fish charging with gaping mouth and flaring gills.

Lake char - from the web

Getting cut off by a pike while bass fishing is no unexpected occurrence, but having the opportunity to use the very same lure for the entire session’s entertainment is odd.  One evening, while float tubing on Michigan's Wakeley Lake, I chose to fish for bass with a classic black Jitterbug.  It was a good choice on a couple of counts; it provided good surface action, and it floats!  The first hit was a slashing, splashing strike, and the instant slackness screamed “Pike!” to me.  Having enjoyed the strike, but mourning my lost lure, I was busily re-tying when a blip on the surface 30 feet away announced the return of my plug.  I finned over, picked it up and re-tied with this, instead.  This scenario repeated itself at least five more times that evening; I never landed a pike, but each fish returned the bait.  When a nice bass crashed my bait and came to hand in the full dark, I called it a night, thankful for the action I’d enjoyed.

Black Jitterbug - from the web

Another bass returned another plug to me at another lake.  The strangeness here is that I saw the entire sequence; it was the biggest bass I’ve ever seen or may ever see; and I’ve been somehow unable to use this plug since.  I was fishing an unfamiliar lake, but what seemed like a super-prime spot.  It offered wood, rocks, depth and overhead cover; I expected good things.  It was summer-time and I was burning this particular yellow crankbait and banging it hard against the rock and wood.  On the cast in question, just as the bait touched the cover, I thought I had a strike; but I swung and missed, my line went slack and my bait was gone.  It all happened so fast, and I was banging the bait so hard, that I started to question whether I had actually had a strike, or if I had simply broken off in the cover.  I didn’t have to wonder for too long, though, as I could see my yellow crank moving slowly through the clear water.  As the bait moved closer, the giant bass materialized under the boat.  She deliberately yawned and shook her head; my lure floated to the surface within arm’s reach of the boat.  She disappeared; I never took another bass from this location; and I’ve never again tied on this particular lure.

Summer-time used to be Wet Wading Season for me, and Grand Rapids is blessed with the flow of the Grand River right through downtown.  A size 2 or 3 spinner can be smacked by just about anything here, this time of year, and my catch of a flathead catfish, while unexpected, wasn’t exactly unbelievable.  The weirdness was that I didn’t hook the fish.  Somebody else had, previously, and the cat had broken them off at the main line’s connection to a barrel swivel.  As I swung my spinner downstream, a single tine of my hook found the open end of the swivel, still connected to the catfish by the original fisher’s leader.  I tightened up and it was “Fish On!” – kind of.  I was somewhat confused by the sight of the fish following my spinner by a good 12 to 18 inches, until I was able to witness my inadvertent hook-to-swivel connection.  Oh well, it made for an easy release.

I was once pre-fishing for the annual Ludington salmon tournament with my tournament partner, Eric.  Per usual, pre-fishing was slow, and we tried a variety of locations, baits and presentations.  I was surprised to see Eric’s dipsey diver rod standing straight out from the rod holder, and under no tension.  As he reeled in this line, disappointed at the lost tackle and wondering just exactly what had happened, the wire rod with the one-pound ball started screaming.  That helped the boat’s mood, and I fought the fish to the boat’s stern; almost.  When I got to the wire rod’s weight, its lure was clearly visible and fishless; but there was a bright king salmon 6 feet or so behind.  Getting closer, there was a single wrap of line around this lure’s hook; and that line led to the salmon.  We netted the nice, teen-ager-sized salmon and found Eric’s dipsey-presented lure in its mouth.  I don’t often run a wire rod down the chute like I did this day, for fear of tangling fish caught on other lines.  But how that mono leader, on a lure connected to a now-free ranging fish, ever found and tangled in the wire line, I can’t explain.  How that tangle held, when it presented itself as a single wrap at the end of the encounter, I also can’t explain.   If the fish had simply been caught by the dipsey; simply broken off without finding the wire line; or simply came disconnected during the fight on the wire rod, I wouldn’t have a story.  But these events did happen; and that’s almost too weird to believe.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Jackie Chiles


Jackie Chiles

I’ve grown to admire Jackie Chiles, the Super Lawyer in Seinfeld!, for his ability to categorize issues in groups of three.  Moreover, each word in the grouping should sound similar enough to pass as poetry (at least to me.) So a situation isn’t “bad”; it’s something along the lines of “Egregious! Outrageous! And Preposterous!”  It’s simply fun to try to do this; after all, it’s “Educational!  Recreational! and  Motivational!”  But I also think that if you can arrive at a conclusion from three separate angles, or accomplish something in three different ways, you’ve probably developed a complete understanding and mastery of the situation; and you deserve to have some fun and you get to talk however you desire.  This doesn’t necessarily fly at work, and most strangers don’t seem to be prepared for this kind of language.  Even my friends and family seem to have limited appreciation for this skill.

But if I were to ever have come home with a girlfriend whose personality was "Viscous! Pernicious! but Meretricious!" my family could justifiably be concerned.  If I'm remembered as "Altruistic!  Enthusiastic! but just a Little Spastic!" or "Prophetic!  Methodic! and Mildly Mephitic!", then that's OK.  This might seem "Ridiculous!  Ambiguous! and Amphibolous!", but here’s why Jackie Chiles would approve my blog; it encourages "Expectation!  Participation!  And Elaboration!"  (It could also turn out to be about… absolutely nothing.  So maybe Jackie and I have much else in common.  We’re spinning our wheels, and headed no-where?)  But this is about fun, so let me explain how this fictitious TV lawyer has somehow insinuated himself into my Numenon (at least my blog.)

Jackie Chiles, from the web - and enumerating!

Expectation!  Thinking about what’s going to happen, and waiting for that opportunity, is at least half the fun.  Whether it’s in the short term (anticipation of the next bite); a longer time frame (tomorrow’s trip or this month’s vacation to Maine); or on a Bucket List (Block Island Stripers and Bluefin tuna?), this expectation provides the foundation upon which the experience will be evaluated.  And even if the experience doesn’t come to pass, all that time spent in expectation should have been spent on positive thoughts.  (I refuse to include all the logistical worries associated with pulling off a trip as “expectation.”  That negative energy counts as “work” to me.)  This period can represent a significant portion of the total experience “time budget”, so it’s value in total enjoyment of the experience should not be over-looked.  I think the folks who show simply up on a boat, having not really considered what’s going to take place, have missed a significant opportunity to enhance their experience.  Even if they happen to enjoy a quality outing, can they really appreciate it?

This unplanned evening of Mutton Snappers (firsts for me) caught me by surprise, so could I truly appreciate the experience?

Participation! I shouldn’t even have to write this, but I think fishing is fun!  Each bite; each tug and pull; the sound of each slipping drag; and the first glimpse of every fish thrills me to a certain extent.  As an added bonus, it all happens outdoors, sometimes even under pleasant conditions.  You never know what you’re going to see, but it’s probably something you won’t see from the couch or cubicle.  And I rarely fish with enemies, while often fishing with friends and family.  I think this is a good thing in my life.

Elaboration!  All fishermen love to tell stories.  And I’m blessed with a pretty good memory, so I’ve been able to keep my stories pretty straight.  At various times I’ve recorded logs of my fishing trips, but these have always been a little bit on the scientific side, i.e., a tool to help me crack the pertinent code to better catches.  They’re boring.  But the advent of these new-fangled electronic tools has made it easier to capture and elaborate on my experiences.  I’m enjoying this.  I’m also enjoying this tangential exploration (such as it is) of what makes me tick, why I do these things, how I can continue to grow, and what I might have to share.

Finally, this process of “Expectation! Participation! And Elaboration!” lets me appreciate and relive these experiences repeatedly and to my heart’s content.  Because I guess I can’t satisfy myself with just the fishing; I need more than the act itself.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Fishmonger Ditty


Fishmonger Ditty


Simply because, like the famous Movie Producers from my home town, I believe it's necessary to keep the "Three Stooges" alive and pertinent to today's youth, friends, and fishing partners, I hereby record my recollection of their classic Sales Pitch as Fishmongers:

“We’ve got…

Rock cod, sea bass, albacore and pickerel,
Sand dab, yellowtail, tunafish and mackerel,
Bluefish, sailfish, carp and tarpon and
If you wish,
Swordfish, whitefish, herring and gefilte fish…

And that ain’t all!”

I've kept a copy of this in my boat for years, and have, on occasion, resorted to a dramatic reading of this ditty when the fishing's slow.  If one repeats it for long enough, usually a fish will strike.